Politics

IF Jeremy Corbyn wins the election, which he won’t but we have to pretend he might so everyone votes Tory, the UK will be fully communist by the weekend.

AMERICAN businesswoman and 70s-sitcom blonde Jennifer Arcuri has kept Boris Johnson’s secrets – until now. Find out what the PM is hiding:

NEED to convince people to vote for your terrible Brexit deal? Get them on board with a deeply patronising slogan. Here’s how.

JEREMY Corbyn is promising the nation free broadband because he still believes the internet is an educational tool, it has emerged. 

A MOTHER has been left concerned after finding a copy of the Conservative manifesto hidden under her son's mattress.

APPARENTLY some moaning minnies are unhappy with my handling of the floods, but I say they just need to show a bit of pluck and spunk! Here is my advice.

BREXITERS are frequently criticised for being shouty and unreasonable, but – fair’s fair –  Remainers can be obnoxious too. Here’s how.

THE Brexit party has agreed only to stand in seats where their candidacy will not affect the result in any way.

EVER wondered why Nigel Farage feels the need to keep inflicting his Brexit party nonsense on everyone? Here are some possible explanations.

THE Conservatives and Labour are locked in an escalating battle over spending. Who is promising you personally the most?