Politics

A MAN has been bombarded with the phrase ‘levelling up’ so much he has no idea what the f**k it means anymore.

THE government has explained that anything good which happens in Britain is all Boris Johnson but anything bad is your fault and your problem. 

ANGRY balloon-faced Tory MP Mark Francois has called for more respect in public life, despite not having a spotless record himself. Here’s what he’s demanding.

CARBON net zero? What happened to the good old days of zero belief in global warming? Who’s got to Boris?

MY BROTHERS and their birds. God, by way of the Prophet Farage, has revealed unto me, Roy Hobbs, the rules by which we must live our lives.

ONE of the hundreds of white suit-wearing male Conservative MPs in his 50s has admitted that to him all Asians look the same.

THE public has been exposed to so much bullshit over the last year that nobody is surprised or depressed by it anymore.

WORDS can be difficult, especially if you didn’t go to Cambridge like I did. Here’s my explanation of words people don’t understand, but I do.

A BORED Boris Johnson told Britain to ‘build back beaver’ and ‘build back burger’ for shits and giggles yesterday. What else could the verbose bastard have said?

DO you secretly regret your former zeal for kicking out all foreigners because you like petrol and ham? Here’s how to admit it without losing face.