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LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.

WAYNE Rooney has inspired millions of young Britons to phone it in while gorging on sticky buns.

BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that being fired was something he had planned all along.

ENGLAND rugby fans have vowed to cheer Australia all the way to the World Cup final.

'GETTING served' is to be an event at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

THE English are arrogant fops and the Welsh are brave, stocky underdogs, it has been confirmed.

FORMER United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has launched The Alex Ferguson Library, which delivers a new Alex Ferguson autobiography to your door every month.

MARK Lawrenson’s predictions for the weekend’s Premier League games include ‘blood moons’ and ‘gnashing of teeth’, it has emerged.

WEST Ham striker Andy Carroll has returned from injury but has been asking teammates elementary questions about football.

ENGLAND fans have celebrated Wayne Rooney's record-breaking 50th goal with chants explaining why it isn't a big deal.