Sport

AUSTRALIAN cricket is reeling in shock after a player behaved in a sexist way for the first time in its 200-year history. 

ASTON Villa boss Remi Garde is to save his inspiring words for players who deserve them, it has emerged.

JOSE Mourinho has joined an estate agents in Doncaster, pledging to 'dominate' the South Yorkshire property market.

CHELSEA boss Jose Mourinho is beginning to run out of people to blame for his side’s catastrophic title defence.

A FIVE-A-SIDE football match has been marred by the presence of a man who is able to control the ball and shoot.

BOXER Tyson Fury has charmed guests at a dinner party with his sparkling wit and progressive opinions.

MANCHESTER United has pledged to stop fans smuggling puzzles, games and books into Old Trafford to keep them occupied during matches.

LIVERPOOL fans are gearing themselves up for six months of ultimately pointless optimism.

BRITISH tennis fans have run amok after the Davis Cup, downing jugs of winter Pimms and demanding plate after plate of olives.

A 27-YEAR-OLD man has won the World Punching Competition.