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THE FA has confirmed that as of 7pm last night, kicking Luis Suarez is no longer a punishable offence.

WEST Bromwich Albion are confident that changing manager will transform them into a top four worldwide football club.

MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes said the team’s dismal form is the sort of thing that happens to him all the time.

ALL-CONQUERING glamour club Stoke City are now a mathematical certainty to win the Premier League.

ONE youth’s account of the novelty explosives trade that is ruining football.

WAYNE Rooney has questioned the nature of existence following a Champions League game.

WAYNE Rooney wants to move to Chelsea so that he can have ready access to a wider range of goods and services.

WAYNE Rooney wants to move to Chelsea so that he can have ready access to a wider range of goods and services.

ENGLAND were sort of celebrating last night after they managed to retain the Ashes by not playing cricket.

MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes has announced that Old Trafford will enjoy a season of rest in 2013-14 to let the soil recover.