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RYDER Cup hero Rory McIlroy was almost late for his match because he was in the middle of an intense, bathroom mirror psyche-up.

WORKPLACES have become far less tedious thanks to Ryder cup-related leave, it has emerged.

FOOTBALL fans have asked for guidance on what to call John Terry.

RYDER Cup golfers have been told to stop doing trash talk because it is pathetic.

STUART Broad has insisted that England can reduce its runs total to 20 in the Twenty20 finals.

PEOPLE from across the world came together last night to celebrate and give thanks to John Terry for retiring from international football.

LIVERPOOL’S weekend match against Man Utd will be contested on FIFA 12 in a bid to avoid crowd trouble, it has been confirmed.

TOTTENHAM Hotspur manager Andre Villas Boas has been allowed into the White Hart Lane bar as a special treat.

ROBERT De Niro has been playing the fictional boxer Ricky Hatton for the last fifteen years.

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has escaped the Ecuadorian Embassy, fleeing to the penalty box on the Old Trafford pitch.