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BRITAIN'S 9-year-old Olympics BMX competitor is in turmoil after it emerged the final will take place when he had promised his mum he'd be home for tea.

ARSENE Wenger has revealed Arsenal’s entire kit cost him just £200 from the Highbury branch of Tesco.

ANDY Murray risks losing his status as a byword for risible mediocrity.

EURO 2012 winners Spain have come under more fire for showing a reluctance to mix things up by being bad at football.

SCOTTISH football chiefs are forcing Rangers to start again as a pub team following their financial difficulties.

ENGLAND’S opening Euro 2012 game against France has taught fans what cheroot­-smoking philosophers have been going on about all these years.

FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House.

THE 158th Varsity Boat Race between Oxford and Cambridge ended in a shootout which killed nine participants and 18 spectators.

A 38-YEAR-OLD car salesman is the bookies' choice for Champion Drinker at the Cheltenham Festival.

LIVERPOOL has once again made the League Cup Final look like the end of a damaging relationship.