Animals Headlines

Dog on high alert after waking itself up with own fart

A DOG has baffled itself after waking up as a result of its own fart.

Battery farm chicken can't believe it downsized this much to live in London

A BATTERY farmed chicken that moved from its tiny, inhumane space on a poultry farm to London can't believe how much room she has given up to live in the capital.

Dogs not sure why humans are so into their turds

DOGS are confused about why humans are so into their turds, it has emerged.

Man realises he is girlfriend’s cat’s butler

A MAN has come to realise that his main role in life is to serve his girlfriend’s cat.

Cat to lose its shit for 30 seconds then act like nothing happened

A CAT has unveiled plans to totally lose its shit for about 30 seconds before calming down immediately.

Dog feeling insecure after being dressed in little jacket

A DOG that has been dressed in a quilted jacket is out in the park feeling really unsure of himself.

Killer whale learns to say ‘twats’

A KILLER whale at a marine park in France has learned to tell humans they are twats in English.

PETA tells Cadbury to free Creme Egg-laying chickens

ANIMAL rights group PETA has accused Cadbury of cruelty towards the chickens who lay Creme Eggs.