1. BORIS Johnson is an untrustworthy bag of guts who feels, whereas this is a chihuahua called Ian who would not break up the UK or shout at his girlfriend.
DONALD Trump is to show his prize British politician at next year’s Crufts.
A DOG who has stolen another string of sausages from an unwitting butcher has admitted his life is 'out of control'.
MEDITATION music moguls say their companies face ruin after thousands of whales sued for backdated royalties.
SOME fish that went viral as part of an animal-rights campaign have complained about the vegans who filmed their farm without permission.
BRITAIN’S bees are in an absolutely foul mood after being woken up hideously early.
A WOMAN has claimed that horses actively enjoy carting her about for no good reason.
AN absolutely massive bee has been found in a remote region of Indonesia by a team of totally freaked-out entomologists.
A DOG has baffled itself after waking up as a result of its own fart.
A BATTERY farmed chicken that moved from its tiny, inhumane space on a poultry farm to London can't believe how much room she has given up to live in the capital.
DOGS are confused about why humans are so into their turds, it has emerged.
A MAN has come to realise that his main role in life is to serve his girlfriend’s cat.