A WOMAN is heartbroken after the cat she has fed and housed for over five years completely ignored her in the street.
A FAMILY cat has decided to bestow her affection on whichever member of the household cares about her the least.
CATERPILLARS have called for an end to the assumption that they are incredibly gluttonous.
A CAT has been observed staring at a certain part of the wall again for reasons known only to itself.
A GRAY whale travelling from the east coast of Russia to Mexico in order to mate is starting to have doubts about his long distance relationship.
DOLPHINS swim up to humans in the sea to tell them to f*ck off, , it has been confirmed.
1. BORIS Johnson is an untrustworthy bag of guts who feels, whereas this is a chihuahua called Ian who would not break up the UK or shout at his girlfriend.
DONALD Trump is to show his prize British politician at next year’s Crufts.
A DOG who has stolen another string of sausages from an unwitting butcher has admitted his life is 'out of control'.
MEDITATION music moguls say their companies face ruin after thousands of whales sued for backdated royalties.
SOME fish that went viral as part of an animal-rights campaign have complained about the vegans who filmed their farm without permission.
BRITAIN’S bees are in an absolutely foul mood after being woken up hideously early.