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Are you completely zen or just utterly lacking in personality?

DO you exude mindfulness and wisdom or are you just a very dull person with flexible limbs? Take our test and find out.

Student quits uni before it starts thanks to houseshare WhatsApp group

AN 18-YEAR-OLD about to begin her degree course has dropped out rather than meet the housemates from her Forest Hall Freshers! WhatsApp group.

Which terrible BBC dramas are your parents recommending?

WHICH abysmal BBC dramas are your parents most obsessed by? Here are their top picks.

The Guardian reader's guide to making sure your child doesn't fit in at school

ARE you a middle-class parent who wants to make their child seem pretentious and unusual when they go back to school? Follow our guide.

Which patronising local greeting are you using?

ARE you fond of 'authentic' regional greetings that make you sound like a character from Coronation Street? Here’s a complete list from around the UK.

Cheap and cheerful alternative venues for Princess Eugenie's wedding

The UK taxpayer will foot a £2million bill for Princess Eugenie’s wedding at Windsor Castle, which seems a bit steep given that she’s only ninth in line to the throne. Where are some cheaper places she could get married instead?

Five tips for covering your arse at work

SOMETHING is bound to go tits up and when it does, someone’s got to take the fall. Here are five tips for making sure everyone knows it had nothing to do with you.

Are you a stereotype?

MEDIA stereotypes of ‘hunky’ firemen have been criticised for deterring female recruits. So are you a stereotype at work or at leisure? Take our quiz and find out.

Jamie Oliver's culturally insulting cuisine of the world

AWRIGHT, me old muckers? I’m Jamie and I’m here to tell you about the latest totally authentic products in my ‘Jamie’s Microwave Meals of the World’ range.

A six-step guide to kissing your boss's arse

MAYBE you're already the office’s snivelling little arse-licker, but you could always do better.