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ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.

Five idiotic Irish border solutions Brexiters will love

ARE you a Brexiter with no grasp on reality? Here are some solutions to the Irish border problem you’ll consider perfectly sensible.

The reactionary bastard's guide to watching TV

ARE you a bigoted TV viewer outraged by the slightest hint of multiculturalism? Follow our guide to watching television without losing your shit.

Can you squeeze in a pint tonight?

CAN you just nip to the pub for a cheeky one after work, or will you get in trouble? Take our test to find out.

'How I plan to be unbearable on my gap year'

I NEED to make sure that as I travel the world over the next 12 months I am as ghastly as possible. Here’s my five point plan.

Have you got 'British values'?

ARE you a true Brit or a feckless foreigner? Take our test to find out.

Five simple ways to make your flatshare a passive aggressive nightmare

NOT experiencing enough passive aggression in your flatshare? Here are five handy tips to max out those horribly tense vibes.

Which superstitions are bollocks?

WITH so many superstitions, it can be hard to tell which ones are bollocks and which ones might cause you to die.

Are you your parents' favourite child?

ALL parents have a favourite child. Are you it? Take our test to find out.

Are you only at the Labour conference because your life is incredibly dull?

ARE you attending the Labour party conference because of your passion for politics, or is it because you are lonely and bored? Take our test to find out.