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Is he the one or just a robot sent back from the future to make sure you give birth to the leader of the resistance?

IN the busy modern world it can be hard to know exactly what kind of relationships you're in.

Richard Branson's guide to running things you know f**k all about

HI! I’m Richard Branson and you’re probably wondering how I run healthcare services when I just used to sell cheap records. Here’s how I do it.

Is it ever right to pay more than £5 for a pint?

THE cost of getting pissed has undoubtedly gone up over the years but do you think it can ever be morally ethical to charge or pay over £5 for a pint of lager? Take our quick test to find out...

How to easily survive if you're a character in a horror film

HAVE you got a demon in your basement or are you planning to go hiking in hillbilly country? Don’t worry - just follow our guide to surviving horror movies.

Four ways to be a pain in the arse when someone else is talking

WHETHER someone is hosting a meeting or telling a story, they are taking precious attention away from you. Here are five handy ways you can get the focus back on yourself by being an absolute shit.

What the f**k did you eat last night? Take our test to find out

SERIOUSLY, what the fuck did you eat last night?

Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?

WITH school summer holidays under way, now is a great time to visit the zoo and perhaps steal one of the animals.

Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?

AFTER government warnings about children being unprepared for primary school, how can you ensure your kids have the right ‘little bastard’ skills? Read our guide.

George R R Martin's guide to procrastination

ALTHOUGH I am good at writing fantasy books, I am even better at avoiding writing fantasy books.

Heatwave advice for people who lack even the most basic common sense

HOT weather can be dangerous if you do not understand anything.