Arts & Entertainment

LONG-TERM couples are to get their own TV channel packed with content neither wants to watch but neither particularly objects to.

A WOMAN wants her husband to bugger off so she can sit on the sofa and weep at Love Actually without being judged.

EVERY year Britons settle down to watch the festive episode of Doctor Who and are bitterly disappointed. So how will it be a load of cobblers this year?

IT’S no great leap of imagination to picture us all going to hell in a handcart soon. Which linchpins of modern society will still be going strong after the apocalypse?

DO you secretly suspect that celebrities are better people than you? You are correct. Here’s how to destroy your self-esteem by comparing yourself to them.

YOU watched it, you quit, you assumed it had been cancelled years ago but somehow that TV show’s still limping on. These five should be put out of their misery.

VIEWERS are questioning the veracity of Royal drama The Crown. These scenes may not be 100 per cent historically accurate.

QUEEN Elizabeth II is curious to see whether the new season of The Crown will show her mother getting as hammered as she did in real life, palace insiders have confirmed.

TOO young to remember when there were three channels and they all shut down twice a day? Geriatric 45-year-old Tom Logan describes this incredible era.

A CHILD making a sparkly picture has hit back at accusations that spilling glitter all over the living room carpet is a big deal.