Arts & Entertainment

THIS bank holiday why not rewatch a film you once loved that is now painfully, obviously shit? These classics will have you cringing with nostalgia.

A DAY trip to the seaside can be fun for the whole family, but also burden you with a lot of unwanted shit. Chuck these things immediately.

BRITAIN is to relax immigration laws to allow in migrants wearing silver jumpsuits and singing nonsensical songs about plum harvests who can win Eurovision for us.

HATERS of the BBC are using Martin Bashir’s Princess Diana interview 26 years ago to claim it should shut down. Here are seven other equally bollocks excuses.

ARE you forever haunted by the episode of 999 where the kid got a javelin impaled in his neck? You'll also remember these.  

THE much anticipated Friends reunion will reveal that the cast hated each other, the characters were stupid and it was actually bollocks.

THE Eurovision Song Contest is on tonight, so you have to have an ironic gathering to celebrate this kitschy event. Here’s how.

CINEMAGOERS thrilled to see films on the big screen again from Monday have already booked to see whatever shit is on.

Did you spend hours of your youth perfecting a skill that became entirely pointless when you grew up? These abilities will sadly be of no use to you as an adult.

A MAN whose teenage years coincided with the first decade of the 21st century has no recollection of any music made during that time.