Arts & Entertainment

DO you feel you could write an episode of Doctor Who that's mediocre enough for the new series? Read our guide and find out. 

A FORMER fan of This Life watching the series a second time cannot believe he ever obsessed over such smug, solipsistic bilge.

A MIDDLE-class woman has caused confusion after admitting she does not listen to recordings of people talking online. 

ARE you a man who sometimes needs to distract himself during sex? Here are some deeply unerotic films to think about to put on the brakes.

MIDDLE-aged? Haven’t liked any new bands since the Kings of Leon? Here are some ways to convince yourself you’re not past it yet.

LISTENING to audiobooks does not count as reading, the publishing industry has confirmed.

BBC Question Time has faced criticism for the idiots it gives airtime to. So are you enough of a gobsh*te to be on the panel or in the audience? Take our test.

SONGS aiming for the lucrative Radio 2 playlist have to be bland enough to offend no-one while remaining just about memorable. Here’s how to make your ditty dull enough to soar.

PRODUCERS of the James Bond franchise have confirmed that there will never be a ginger Bond for as long as they have any say in the matter.

A MAN who has grown to hate a TV show refuses to miss a single episode, it has emerged.