Arts & Entertainment

Adorable cat porn breaks internet

THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.

Even the shittest Euro-drama coming to British TV

UK TV channels have snapped up the rights to every European drama series of the latest decade, even Troll Cop.

Hollywood confounded by thin non-black hacker

PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.

Festivals not corporate enough, say kids

MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.

Why wasn't eggs girl carrying a harpoon gun?

BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain's Got Talent protestor didn't bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.

Where's my invite? David Icke asks BBC

DAVID Icke has asked the BBC when he will be invited onto the corporation's flagship political programme.

Bold new film about dead bodies that come back to life and eat people

A NEW Hollywood film imagines what would happen if dead bodies come back to life and started eating the living.