Arts & Entertainment
Wonka stage role 'ideal for 1970s TV perverts'
THE perverts of the entertainment world are demanding the chance to audition for the role of Willy Wonka.
Glastonbury line-up chosen at random by a cat
THIS year’s Glastonbury acts were chosen entirely at random by organiser Michael Eavis’ cat, it has emerged.
BBC urged to stop apologising to every single weirdo
THE BBC needs to stop apologising every time some oddball writes a letter, it has been claimed.
Key similarity between Christ and Superman is that they're both made-up, say experts
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.
All That She Wants was last proper Number One
MORE than two decades have passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts, experts have discovered.
Taxi drivers attend all-night mellow music festival
THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.