Arts & Entertainment
Unemployed limited to Sky 'Documentary' package
SKY viewers on unemployment benefits will only be allowed to watch documentaries, according to new guidelines.
Bowie comeback overshadowed by John Terry's return
NEWS that John Terry is fully fit has blown David Bowie's comeback out of the water.
All middle class people on the 'Wolf Hall spectrum'
EVERY middle class person is either reading, has recently read or is thinking about reading Wolf Hall, it has emerged.
Celebrity Big Brother housemates all ghosts apart from Rylan
CHANNEL 5 has revealed that this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates are all ghosts, apart from Rylan.
'Splash!' drowns 12
TOM Daley's Saturday night diving show has kicked-off with the deaths of 12 of its celebrity contestants.
Couples that watch Jools Holland's Hootenanny doomed to split
ALL couples who watch Jools Holland’s BBC2 New Year show will separate at some point before March, it has emerged.