Business

EMPLOYERS can read personal emails by their staff out loud in meetings if they are particularly juicy, the European court has ruled.

A 32-YEAR-OLD is held in deep suspicion by his workmates for his bizarre habit of leaving the office for 40 minutes every day.

A COMPANY is starting to regret employing a former minister with no useful skills, it has admitted.

OFFICE workers who came in over Christmas did absolutely f**k all and are now off, everyone else has discovered.

THE idea that workers can switch jobs is a myth put about to stop them become depressed and unproductive, it has emerged.

EMPLOYEES of Sports Direct were encouraged to believe the outside world was a toxic wasteland in which they would quickly perish.

JOHN Lewis staff will tell customers how they achieve sexual bliss, in a bid to boost Christmas sales.

THE price of petrol has plunged to less than six times the price of the oil it comes from for the first time in a decade.

A MAN is hoping to raise enough money to buy himself a pint of beer in the South East of England.

ALL work done on Friday afternoon is to be replaced by an art class or physical exercise.