Business

THE latest fashions are trendier than ever and look set to be the in-thing, experts have confirmed.

A BOOMING rental sector means that letting agents are set to topple estate agents as Britain's leading parasitical scumbags for the first time since 2011.

CLOTHING giant Gap was last night forced to abandon its plan to replace its classic blue square logo with the swastika.

THE UK government could be made cheaper and more efficient if civil servants were paid 50 pence an hour, the boss of Topshop has claimed.

MAJOR gas suppliers are attempting to convert their customers' bitter tears of woe into an eco-friendly fuel.

CHEAP clothes giant Primark is to stop selling clothes and instead simply charge the public to come and mess up its shops.

BUYERS of the highly-anticipated Halo Reach will be served by staff trained to ask them what exactly they are doing with their lives.

A BRITISH inventor has developed an all-in-one council estate tragedy shrine that can be erected within seconds of something 'sad' happening.

IPHONE users are set to return to their usual sobbing, foetal state with the release of IOS4.1.

MINI has made its first foray into the lucrative 'crossover' market with the launch of a 115,000 tonne aircraft carrier.