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IF asked to recite the Live & Kicking phone-in number on pain of death, you’d blurt out ‘0181 811 8181’ in a second. Here are the utterly useless things you can easily recall.

HOLIDAYING abroad is a bewildering experience for patriotic Brits. Here dyed-in-the-wool xenophobe Roy Hobbs explains the bollocks you'll have to put up with from the weird locals.

HOLIDAYS are a time of rest, relaxation, and taking the same tedious photos as everyone else. Such as these.

INFLATION and the cost of living crisis means yet another staycation. Well-heeled couple the Muirs explain how to survive without a fortnight in Tuscany.

ONLY the most annoying people you know are in the position to buy a second home abroad, it has been confirmed.

THE summer’s here, clothes are skimpy, nobody’s around, you’ve initiated sex and wish you hadn’t. Here’s how to finish.

GETTING pissed and vomiting in the gutter not a bad enough way to end a night out? Try these grim situations instead.

POPPING to the shops for a few bits? Be careful. Adding these items to your basket could now ruin you financially.

DOING alright? Bought an enormous television? Keep feeling like everyone is judging you for it? They are. And for these things:

WITH the cost of living crisis really starting to bite, losing even a couple of quid is painful. Here are some financial errors you can no longer laugh off.