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DID you love Disney as a kid? Have you absorbed the House of Mouse’s moral lessons completely the wrong way? Are you as loathsome as these pricks?

A FAMILY has driven to the seaside for one final day out together before the upcoming apocalypse.

YOUR mum has asked if you think wearing that outfit in public is a good idea, indicating that she does not.

AS a mature adult you should keep your emotions in check and never lose your shit in public. Except when you visit these places.

A WOMAN has made waves across her social scene with her sheer distinctiveness by doing activities normally associated with the opposite sex.

THE only reason kindly, good-mannered people are quite so pleasant is because they secretly participate in daring, filthy sex acts. These are their shocking exploits.

SOAKING up the last of the summer heat before a long, hard, cold winter? The Guardian thinks you need to feel bad about that.

ARE you at the mercy of someone’s desire to make a killing from their horrible, poky apartment on Airbnb? Here’s how to attempt to enjoy it regardless.

YOUR daughter has just joyously announced she's pregnant. Don't f**k up her big moment by blurting out one of these responses.

A 22-YEAR-OLD who would prefer to travel the world to an unfulfilling job has the delusion that makes her special.