Lifestyle

A SWEET pensioner's favourite hobby is to visit her local park and throw food to its diseased pests.

MAKING a good cup of tea is a fine art, which means there are lots of ways it can go wrong. Create the worst brew possible with these tips.

A PAIR of pristine white jeans have lasted just quarter of an hour on a night out before getting disgustingly dirty.

A MAN is dismayed that hair is sprouting from every orifice and inch of his body except the one place he wants it to.

MILK. Four pints of green-capped, semi-skimmed, bog-standard milk, so no need for a shopping list. Except here’s what you left with instead.

SOME people – usually second or, laughably, third or fourth children – challenge the supremacy of the first-born. Let’s lay this to rest.

A FATHER has remained silent during his daughter’s story of a new purchase before ominously asking how much she paid for it.

IT would not be Halloween without terrible or inappropriate costumes. Here are the worst offenders you'll see in 2021.

A WEIRD family has been spotted actually cooking and eating the contents of their decorative Halloween pumpkins.

THINKING of a night out despite being middle aged? Here's how you will be reminded you are too old for such an activity.