Lifestyle

SPELLING their name in a bizarre way may mask the fact that someone is not that interesting, or it may not. Do you know one of these people?

POST-BREXIT rules could spell the end of French exchange trips for British schoolchildren. Leave voter Wayne Hayes explains why keeping your kids away from the French is for the best.

A MAN is intentionally ruining his day in order to treat himself to takeaway food and booze this evening.

EVERYTHING seems great in retrospect because your memory is flawed. These fond recollections were pretty shit in reality.

THIS year, rather than spend money on the non-sustainable practice of sending Christmas cards, Annabelle and I have agreed to spend the money on drugs.

DO YOU live in a crappy little new-build house on an estate full of them? Find out with our quiz.

DESPITE having two great kids, a decent career and a spouse you love, these pointless childhood successes blow them all out of the water.

A MAN has opened the first door on his advent calendar to reveal a yawning black consumerist void demanding to be fed with money.

YOU know you shouldn’t do it, but you can’t help it. These are the gross habits you carry through life that are repulsive even to you.

WANT to squander your one and only life while browsing other people’s unwanted tat? Here’s how to go about it in a charity shop.