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As a 55-year-old newspaper columnist, nobody understands why young people are angry better than I do

THE young are furious. And, as a middle-aged newspaper columnist living in Hampstead, nobody is better placed to empathise than I am.

GCSE app to automatically take jumping-in-air selfies

A NEW app will inform pupils of GCSE results and automatically capture images of them jumping in the air for local newspapers.

Pope posthumously named Pope of the Year

THE late Pope Francis has been posthumously named as Pope of the Year by Time Magazine.

The newsreader's guide to reporting all this like it's somehow f**king normal

ARE you a newsreader who’s suddenly having to report on the Trump presidency as if it’s not just chaotic bullshit cooked up by a lunatic and his weird tech bro? Here’s how to remain professional.

How to write a triumphant column about Trump that will make you look a dickhead in four years or less

ARE you a journalist? Right-of-centre? Looking to write a gloating column about President Trump that will age very, very badly? Follow these tips.

Massive rise in immigration ‘not of interest’ to right-wingers

A HUGE post-2019 rise in immigration is a minor story the public would not take any interest in, Conservatives and their newspapers have agreed.

Six pathetic little wins for Britain's right-wing newspapers

THE election of a Labour government was a blow for our right-wing press, but they’re comforting themselves with these sad little triumphs.

The six most shameful things in your YouTube history

YOUR YouTube history is a disturbing archive of your most shameful viewing preferences. Here is some of the unedifying content you've watched.