Media

LIKE Judas, GB News has betrayed me, but that won’t stop me spreading the word of Jesus, who was surprisingly pro-Brexit and anti-woke. Here’s how to properly understand his teachings.

I’M Laurence Fox, he’s Dan Wootton, and our suspension from GB News surely means we’ve come to the end of our ride on the right-wing rollercoaster of hate.

THE UK has agreed the 50-year rule of Rupert Murdoch over all aspects of their nation and politics gave so much more than it took.

THE Sun has withdrawn Russell Brand’s Shagger of the Year awards and given them to a less problematic candidate.

A MAN is living in fear of fictional black families in adverts who are abnormally happy about their supermarket purchases.

THE latest accusations against the suspended BBC presenter are shitter than the original, disputed accusations by some magnitude.

I RAN a story about my pet hate that may or may not be true and now I might lose everything. What should I do?

HAS anyone else got this restless, unsatisfied feeling, like they were all ready for a public disembowelment and the victim never turned up?

THE BBC has broadcast a special edition of Question Time with an all-Brexiter audience live from the year 2016.

SEX! There, I’ve got your attention. Sex! We’ve all done it. Or had it done to you, if you’re a woman. Some of you have had it done to you by me. Quite a few, in fact.