Media

A MAN is worried he is not properly engaging with the ‘crisis of masculinity’ he read about in the Guardian.

EXPERTS have predicted that the British media will be able to cover subjects other than Brexit by approximately the middle of the 21st century.

A GRANDMOTHER is concerned that all the Brexit nonsense constantly on the news might overshadow the birth of a new Royal baby.

MOTHERS across Britain have thanked the Daily Mail for always pointing out that they are doing every single fucking thing wrong.

THE Guardian has decided women are like a big sports team who all women are massive fans of.

TOMMY Robinson, an 'activist' and 'campaigner' has attacked the press for silencing him, every media outlet has confirmed.

THE UK’s primary source of information after Brexit will be page 555 on Ceefax.

PENSIONERS are dreading John Humphrys’ retirement from Radio 4 as he is bound to make a pest of himself at the local Darby and Joan.

THE Daily Mail’s outdated coverage of women is causing readers to suspect some of them may be witches.

A PENSIONER with strong but largely misinformed views about Brexit is to be interviewed by the media yet again, for some reason.