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THE UK’s homeless population have confirmed that it was the annual £159 TV licence payment that forced them onto the streets.

WE all know the Shake n’Vac advert was designed to be so dreadful you’d never forget it. But there are plenty more you’d happily have your memory erased to get rid of: 

BBC political editor Laura Kuenssberg, the very fulcrum on which the truth balances, is moving on. Could you be as fantastically impartial?

ARE you baffled by why the right-wing press has suddenly turned against loveable, hilarious ‘Boris’? Read our Q&A for some possible answers.

YES, free with today’s Daily Mail! - a 48-page colour special of Meghan Markle loathing to keep and treasure forever!

THERE were once normal television shows, as boring as The One Show, that were so popular they made national headlines. Even though it was this shit.

WANT a lucrative job churning out opinions for the Daily Telegraph? Follow this tried-and-tested advice for writing pandering, reactionary drivel.

NEED the scoop on the latest government f**k-up? Here’s the inane shit BBC news will inform you about instead.

BACK in the 1980s, there was no choice but to sit through an ad break waiting for the show to resume. Here’s how we coped.

AN unexceptional local man has finally achieved his ambition of appearing on a national news programme.