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KEIR Starmer or Meghan Markle, they all crumble after a week’s concentrated hate from Britain’s most loathsome tabloid. How would you cope?

THERE are some topics this broadsheet seems to have a psychotic obsession with. Here are some we’ve honestly heard enough about...

ARE you a BBC reporter canvassing public opinion out in the regions? Make sure you get an unrepresentative sample of dickheads with these tips.

NEED a boost? These touching stories of human heroism, animal friendship and insect ingenuity invented on the spot should do the trick.

NOTHING stirs the moral outrage of a Mail reader like the sight of a young woman shamelessly out in public. Here’s that needless provocation broken down,

THE BBC will not report on Boris Johnson absailing down Westminster Palace naked after being caught in flagrante with Sarah Vine because it is a ‘non-story’.

THE Daily Mail shows no sign of ending its incensed vendetta against the Duchess of Sussex. Here’s how it will continue for the next six decades.

WHO could possibly fill Piers Morgan’s clown shoes? Well, any one of these knobheads could step in as Good Morning Britain co-host seamlessly.

ONTO a good thing? Want to completely f**k it up for yourself by going too far? Let me, the expert, show you how it’s done.

DAILY Mail readers are looking forward to settling down on the sofa to pour out undiluted hatred for two continuous hours.