Media

ISIS has paid the Daily Mail and the Sun five figure sums for ‘strategic public relations and reputation management’.

THE Daily Mail in an alternate universe where Hitler won the war is absolutely identical, it has been confirmed.

THE BBC is facing a storm of criticism for employing an overnight cleaner who did not wear a poppy.

THE Daily Mail has taken delivery of an elaborate chocolate mosque accompanied by an angry note.

SOMEONE is writing a Guardian article about how leaving London to live in Bristol is like fleeing Syria, it has been confirmed.

THE government has told the BBC not to prejudice the public by referring to the T-800 as the Terminator.

NEW magazine Men’s Ascetic is focused on the niche market of men who reject worldly goods and pleasures for a more spiritual path.