Media

THE entire British population has experienced a rare moment of unity to tell ‘review of the decade’ lists to f**k right off.

THE Sun is Britain’s favourite race-hate tabloid that acts like we’re constantly at war, but it’s a mistake to ever read it. Here are seven reasons why:

DO YOU struggle to understand Daily Telegraph reportage which appears to come from a mirror-universe?

The BBC is to launch a diversity initiative that will see it employ people from a broader range of middle-class backgrounds.

YOU may browse it online now and then to see what the liberal elite think, but to truly be a Guardian reader you need to live the Guardian lifestyle.

ARE you unsure how to jump into commenting in the bearpit of vicious invective that is the Daily Mail’s website?

A MAN is worried he is not properly engaging with the ‘crisis of masculinity’ he read about in the Guardian.

EXPERTS have predicted that the British media will be able to cover subjects other than Brexit by approximately the middle of the 21st century.

A GRANDMOTHER is concerned that all the Brexit nonsense constantly on the news might overshadow the birth of a new Royal baby.

MOTHERS across Britain have thanked the Daily Mail for always pointing out that they are doing every single fucking thing wrong.