Media

A PENSIONER with strong but largely misinformed views about Brexit is to be interviewed by the media yet again, for some reason.

CHANNEL 4 staff have begun an urgent investigation into where and what 'Leeds' is.

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A BRAVE mother-of-two fought off handbag thieves by describing her blog about the trials and tribulations of being a mum.

READERS of the Telegraph have confirmed they want more anti-Muslim propaganda and a free pair of gardening gloves.

WITH BBC pay in the news again, many of us have asked 'How can I get paid millions for saying inane things to a camera too?'

A WOMAN whose favourite television programmes include Hollyoaks and Love Island has claimed she only watches trashy shows for ‘research purposes’.

BUYER WANTED for 29-year-old TV news channel, never watched, pristine condition.

A NEW broadcast of Enoch Powell’s infamous ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech will include his conclusion that everyone should probably ignore him, because he is barking mad.

A MUM has been left wracked with guilt after failing to notice her son had picked up a copy of The Sunday Telegraph.