Media

A 29-YEAR-OLD British man has filed for an injunction requiring the media to report that he has previously enjoyed an extremely successful threesome.

THE UK is celebrating in the streets after the BBC’s evil reign over internet recipes has been ended. 

THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.

LIVERPOOL is an entirely fictional city, Rupert Murdoch has insisted.

EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.

THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.

A DIRE local newspaper claims to be a vital and much-loved part of the local community, it has emerged.

A 24-YEAR-OLD estate agent has announced that he will be spending tonight reading this month’s GQ magazine for the third time.

SCHEMING childless women have had their home-wrecking plans ruined by The Daily Mail.

BRITAIN’S offices have ground to a halt after workers discovered a live video feed of a discarded crisp packet lying in a street.