Media

ARE you confused about the ‘war on woke’ and your role in it? Here are all your questions answered about this definitely genuine issue.

PUZZLED as to how newspapers fill up their column inches on a daily basis? Here are five bullshit stories they can't help but run regularly.

A live television interview has gone viral after the interviewee's office was disturbed by the arrival of an unexpected, fully grown guest.

DO you like to spout intellectually questionable waffle but want people to take you seriously? Follow the advice of top documentary maker Adam Curtis.

OUTRAGED? Livid? That’s the only way you can get blood flowing to your genitalia any more? Daily Mail reader Bill McKay divulges the genres of story that give him life.

FINDING it hard not to share your inane thoughts with the internet? Learn how to quit Facebook and Twitter for good with this guide from former social media addict Donald Trump.

STRUGGLING to write stories about historic political events in the most toothless way possible? Here’s how to dash off reports like Laura Kuenssberg.

EXPERTS have warned of an even worse type of anti-science, right-wing newspaper columnist emerging during the Covid crisis. 

COMMUNISTS are taking over Britain. I know because I read it in the Daily Telegraph. Here are some of the socialist horrors the hard left is forcing on us. 

DO you find that things you read in the ‘mainstream media’ don't fit with your insane beliefs? Here’s how to convince yourself social media is more credible.