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ARE you baffled by why the right-wing press has suddenly turned against loveable, hilarious ‘Boris’? Read our Q&A for some possible answers.

YES, free with today’s Daily Mail! - a 48-page colour special of Meghan Markle loathing to keep and treasure forever!

THERE were once normal television shows, as boring as The One Show, that were so popular they made national headlines. Even though it was this shit.

WANT a lucrative job churning out opinions for the Daily Telegraph? Follow this tried-and-tested advice for writing pandering, reactionary drivel.

NEED the scoop on the latest government f**k-up? Here’s the inane shit BBC news will inform you about instead.

BACK in the 1980s, there was no choice but to sit through an ad break waiting for the show to resume. Here’s how we coped.

AN unexceptional local man has finally achieved his ambition of appearing on a national news programme. 

BREXIT has been a disaster in many fields, but the BBC are duty-bound not to say it. What are they saying instead?

THE bodiless demon the earthly plane knows as ‘Nigel Farage’ has proclaimed that GB News will be a fine vessel for him until he burns it out.

THE Daily Mail is is unquestionably the worst, most vindictive newspaper out there, but your parents still insist on buying it every day. Here's how to wean them off it.