Media

WANT a lucrative job churning out opinions for the Daily Telegraph? Follow this tried-and-tested advice for writing pandering, reactionary drivel.

NEED the scoop on the latest government f**k-up? Here’s the inane shit BBC news will inform you about instead.

BACK in the 1980s, there was no choice but to sit through an ad break waiting for the show to resume. Here’s how we coped.

AN unexceptional local man has finally achieved his ambition of appearing on a national news programme. 

BREXIT has been a disaster in many fields, but the BBC are duty-bound not to say it. What are they saying instead?

THE bodiless demon the earthly plane knows as ‘Nigel Farage’ has proclaimed that GB News will be a fine vessel for him until he burns it out.

THE Daily Mail is is unquestionably the worst, most vindictive newspaper out there, but your parents still insist on buying it every day. Here's how to wean them off it.

YOUTUBE loves to batter you over the head with the same adverts. Here are the five same terrible ones you’ll have to watch forever.

ADVERTISING is all about creativity, innovation and paying arseholes to make up bullshit. Here are six peak-bollocks slogans.

GB News has managed to alienate its core audience of nutjobs by breaching its bullshit broadcasting standards. Here’s the full list of behaviour that goes against the channel’s code of conduct.