Media

The art of pissing on your chips, by Piers Morgan

ONTO a good thing? Want to completely f**k it up for yourself by going too far? Let me, the expert, show you how it’s done.

Daily Mail readers prepare for their Two Hours Hate

DAILY Mail readers are looking forward to settling down on the sofa to pour out undiluted hatred for two continuous hours.

The Mail on Sunday's sarcastic apology to Meghan Markle

THE Duchess of Sussex has demanded a front page apology from the Mail on Sunday after winning her court case against them. Here’s how they’ll do it.

How Britain's media would respond to bubonic plague

BRITAIN’S highly responsible and scientifically literate newspapers had the best interests of the people in mind even 700 years ago. Here’s how they reacted to the Black Death.

The confused person's guide to the 'war on woke'

ARE you confused about the ‘war on woke’ and your role in it? Here are all your questions answered about this definitely genuine issue.

Resurrecting mammoths: five stories newspapers will never get sick of printing

PUZZLED as to how newspapers fill up their column inches on a daily basis? Here are five bullshit stories they can't help but run regularly.

Zoom interview adorably interrupted by cute little unemployed adult daughter

A live television interview has gone viral after the interviewee's office was disturbed by the arrival of an unexpected, fully grown guest.

How to say a load of bollocks convincingly, by Adam Curtis

DO you like to spout intellectually questionable waffle but want people to take you seriously? Follow the advice of top documentary maker Adam Curtis.

Five types of story that give Daily Mail readers the raging horn

OUTRAGED? Livid? That’s the only way you can get blood flowing to your genitalia any more? Daily Mail reader Bill McKay divulges the genres of story that give him life.

Donald Trump's guide to kicking your social media addiction

FINDING it hard not to share your inane thoughts with the internet? Learn how to quit Facebook and Twitter for good with this guide from former social media addict Donald Trump.