Channel 4 staff launch investigation into what 'Leeds' is

CHANNEL 4 staff have begun an urgent investigation into where and what 'Leeds' is.

Is your sex problem middle class enough for the Guardian?

ARE you thinking about writing to the Guardian with a sexual problem but are worried it’s not middle-class enough? Read our guide.

Mum fends off robbers by telling them about her blog

A BRAVE mother-of-two fought off handbag thieves by describing her blog about the trials and tribulations of being a mum.

Telegraph readers demand more stuff about Muslims and a free pair of gardening gloves

READERS of the Telegraph have confirmed they want more anti-Muslim propaganda and a free pair of gardening gloves.

How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?

WITH BBC pay in the news again, many of us have asked 'How can I get paid millions for saying inane things to a camera too?'

Woman who watches lots of shit TV trying to pass it off as 'research'

A WOMAN whose favourite television programmes include Hollyoaks and Love Island has claimed she only watches trashy shows for ‘research purposes’.

For sale: News channel, never watched

BUYER WANTED for 29-year-old TV news channel, never watched, pristine condition.

Rivers of Blood broadcast to contain closing line 'But don't listen to me, I'm mental'

A NEW broadcast of Enoch Powell’s infamous ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech will include his conclusion that everyone should probably ignore him, because he is barking mad.

Child left unsupervised with Sunday Telegraph

A MUM has been left wracked with guilt after failing to notice her son had picked up a copy of The Sunday Telegraph.

Today the Mash has a question for Britain’s babies in hats: Why DO you hate our country, its history, culture and the people’s sense of identity?

YOU see them everywhere. Mewling, crying, red-faced with rage at the brave few who stand up to defend this country’s values.