Media

THE UK media has reminded Prince Harry of their ever-burning loathing of him and his bitch wife, then asked for photographs of their children.

THE man cleared of being the Beast of Birkenhead has requested that everyone stop referring to him as ‘the Beast of Birkenhead’ from now on.

THE young are furious. And, as a middle-aged newspaper columnist living in Hampstead, nobody is better placed to empathise than I am.

A NEW app will inform pupils of GCSE results and automatically capture images of them jumping in the air for local newspapers.

THE late Pope Francis has been posthumously named as Pope of the Year by Time Magazine.

ARE you a newsreader who’s suddenly having to report on the Trump presidency as if it’s not just chaotic bullshit cooked up by a lunatic and his weird tech bro? Here’s how to remain professional.

ARE you a journalist? Right-of-centre? Looking to write a gloating column about President Trump that will age very, very badly? Follow these tips.

A HUGE post-2019 rise in immigration is a minor story the public would not take any interest in, Conservatives and their newspapers have agreed.