Media

WHAT do you mean, £3,000 for a handbag seems a bit steep? It’s perfectly normal in the world of a Sunday supplement, as are these other items.

VERY few people know what it’s like to look down and see your own genitals in irrevocable ruin. Largely it’s men at war and, after this weekend, me.

ALREADY King Charles III has defied our wishes by inviting his own son to his coronation. Now the BBC refuses to sack Gary Lineker. When will they learn?

THE government is doing its best with inflation, it really is. The onus is on you little people to use less margarine or whatever. Here is our official BBC patronising inflation advice.

THE world’s major religions are sending out a sickeningly ‘woke’ message of love, peace and fairness, the Daily Mail has revealed.

HAS a close friend just got a cool job in the media and, in your mind at least, is now one of life’s winners? Here’s how to pretend you’re not hideously twisted with jealousy.

DIVERSITY and equality in the media are good things. However these people have too much representation and need to be marginalised immediately.

THE BBC chairman’s role in arranging a £800k loan to Boris Johnson proves the corporation’s left-wing bias once and for all, critics claim.

A NURSE who did a job swap with a Daily Telegraph columnist has admitted she has never had to work so hard.

WITHOUT any news to report because everyone is at home gorging on ham and Baileys, these overactive pricks leap at their chance to make the BBC bulletin.