Media

THE Daily Mail has renamed itself the Daily F**k You Meghan We Hate You in recognition of its core focus as a publication. 

THE new John Lewis advert stars Excitable Edgar, a dragon who burns off his own penis and has to wait until Christmas for a new one. 

THE Guardian has puzzled over why men could possibly want to be expert at picking up women for no-strings sex, and has found no answers.

FANCY insinuating that ordinary things people do are illicit, immoral and bad? The Daily Mail knows how.

BBC political editor Laura Kuenssberg has admitted she is the Machiavellian puppet master behind Brexit, which she triggered to boost her career.

THE entire British population has experienced a rare moment of unity to tell ‘review of the decade’ lists to f**k right off.

THE Sun is Britain’s favourite race-hate tabloid that acts like we’re constantly at war, but it’s a mistake to ever read it. Here are seven reasons why:

DO YOU struggle to understand Daily Telegraph reportage which appears to come from a mirror-universe?

The BBC is to launch a diversity initiative that will see it employ people from a broader range of middle-class backgrounds.

YOU may browse it online now and then to see what the liberal elite think, but to truly be a Guardian reader you need to live the Guardian lifestyle.