Relationships

WE all want a great sex life in 2026, so here are some sizzling sex tips I’ve clunkily managed to link to the New Year.

YOUR parents are dreading trying to make conversation with you over the dinner table this Christmas, they have admitted.

A WOMAN has admitted that simply telling her boyfriend what she might like for Christmas would be an unconscionable failure.

A SOCIOPATH has confirmed that if you cannot handle her at her worst then you do not deserve her at her best, for some reason.

A MAN whose girlfriend has announced she will no longer be eating cheese is having a long hard think about their relationship.

ALL the diners in a restaurant are desperately hoping that couple are father and daughter.

THE nation’s ex-boyfriends have texted offering a token gift and perfunctory, fumbled sex as a marvellous Christmas treat.

A COUPLE are conducting a petty argument by tagging each other in Facebook posts.

A MAN who moans that his girlfriend’s handbag is ridiculously large still asks her if he can put several items in it every time they go out.

A MAN cannot wait for his wife to update him on the latest gripping events in the ongoing saga of what’s happened in her office.