Relationships

WOMAN have confirmed that they just bloody love a photo of a man holding a fish.

A MAN and woman who arranged a daytime date to get to know each other were shouting drunk and ready to shag by late afternoon.

IF your life is a depressing failure, why not blame your mum and dad as Philip Larkin suggested? Here’s how to make them responsible for your personal shortcomings.

A 10-MONTH relationship has come to an abrupt end after a man bought his girlfriend a 'couples photo shoot' for her birthday.

A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put 'sex' on the to-do list.

A WOMAN on dating app has revealed she wants 'something casual' despite all her photos showing her in a bridesmaids dress or holding friends’ babies.

A MAN has received a massage so bad he suspects it was an attempt from his girlfriend to put him off them forever.

A MAN has made such a pretentious faff of tuning a guitar before playing it that his girlfriend can feel the life force seeping out of her.

A COUPLE with a shared Facebook profile will be divorced with three months, it has been confirmed.

ONE-NIGHT stands can be tricky. Should you sneak off like a criminal before they wake up or sit down for a full English with their parents? Our handy guide will help.