Relationships

THE economy was booming, the word Brexit didn’t exist, and romance in the early noughties was a piece of piss too. Here’s what partners didn’t have to faff about with back then.

FORTY per cent of men could not identify the clitoris on a diagram. But here are six things they can find no trouble.

NEED to ditch that relationship baggage you grudgingly call your partner? Avoid these dates.

A COUPLE are on the brink of breaking up over a disagreement about who has the most awful parents.

LOVE is eternal and so is the infuriating sound of your partner going about their daily life. Which noise is worst today?

TELLING your partner you're not up for sex is an integral part of any relationship. Try these ways to make you both feel awful.

VISITING the elderly is an odd and dislocating experience. Here are some of the weird beliefs you may have to contend with when visiting Nan.

LUCKY enough to be getting some? Here are six inadvisable phrases to blurt out after a session of raucous love-making.

LOVED-UP? Want to boast to your perpetually single friends, but not sure how? Let sickeningly happy couple Eleanor Shaw and Joseph Turner explain.

A WOMAN having a good whinge about work to her husband wishes he would stop interrupting with ways to help.