Relationships

Six things better than sex when you're in your 40s

IN THEORY you’re totally down to f**k, but since you turned 40 there’s so much that’s more satisfying than making the beast with two backs.

Six easy ways to dump your lockdown hookup

DID you start a lockdown relationship, but now it’s freedom time? Here’s how to let them know as painlessly as a ping from the app.

Two acquaintances panic as mutual friend heads to bathroom

TWO people who barely know each other have been thrust into crisis after their mutual friend went for a pee.

Pissing on the toilet seat, and your boyfriend's other favourite hobbies

WHILE your boyfriend may have some virtues, it’s hard to look past these profoundly infuriating habits.

Joining the chess club, and other things that delayed the loss of your virginity

DID you make some decisions during your teenage years that acted as pure sexual kryptonite? These will be familiar.

Your six twattiest relatives

YOU can choose your friends but you can’t choose your family, and in particular you definitely wouldn’t choose these bellends.

Five dumb but fair dating dealbreakers

There are good and bad reasons not to pursue a relationship, and sometimes the bad reasons mean more in the long run. Here’s five of them.

That you never fake orgasms, and other things your boyfriend erroneously believes

IT’S a shame, all those things your boyfriend’s so convinced of that he’s never asked you about. Here are his five illusions.

Woman disappointed to have sex dream about her partner

A WOMAN who had a deeply erotic and exciting dream was disappointed that the other person in it was her boyfriend.

How to do a 'date' if you’ve never been on one

Going on a 'date' is worrying if all your previous relationships have been based on drunken snogs. Here are the basics of what to do.