Relationships

DOES your partner frequently drive you up the f**king wall and vice versa? Find out which of you is the most most annoying by totting up your scores from our list before you split up.

A WOMAN on a first date excused herself by implying she was going to fix her make-up, when actually she was heading for a dump.

IS YOUR girlfriend banging on about something again? Were you thinking about football, but love her enough to pretend you were listening?

CONSTANTLY clashing with your partner? Convince yourself that your differences are totally healthy with these lies:

A MAN caught fully giving it from behind to his sister-in-law has apologised for breaching social distancing guidelines before they are lifted on July 19.

ARE you unsure how to keep on the right side of your girlfriend? Here is a guide to the questions you should avoid if you ever want to see her again.

A WOMAN going on a romantic weekend with her boyfriend is praying he is not planning to ask her to marry him.

EXPLAINING sex to your children is never easy, especially when your home’s over the threshold for inheritance tax. Sex expert Denys Finch Hatton tells you how.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has decided to celebrate Father’s Day by drinking from lunchtime onwards, he has confirmed.

A COUPLE are glad to have a further four weeks blaming lockdown for the state of their relationship before facing the facts.