Relationships

A BUDDING romance between two bus passengers has been ruined by the overwhelming aroma of wee emanating from the vehicle’s rear.

REMEMBER me? Apparently not well enough. You got over me a little too fast for my liking, so here’s how I’m going to mess with your head for kicks.

A WOMAN without regard for social convention not only immediately informs her boyfriend when she is pissed off with him but even tells him why.

ARE you a heterosexual woman? Commiserations, because you’ve definitely dated one or more of these arseholes...

A POSTER looking for a lost cat glosses over the fact that it behaves like a complete arsehole most of the time.

Think your regional accent sounds interesting and endearing? If it’s any of these then you’re wrong.

NEW couples are notorious for turning people’s stomachs with their displays of affection and zest for life. Here are five dull as ditchwater things they somehow find fascinating.

MEN have split the atom and conquered space, yet struggle with simple tasks surely no one could f**k up. Here are five that will need doing properly afterwards.

YOU’VE asked your girlfriend if she needs anything from the shops and she’s asked you to pick up some tampons. Here’s how to cope with this terrifying ordeal. 

A 33-YEAR-OLD man is only dating a girl 14 years younger to protect her from older men with bad intentions, he insists.