Relationships

A MAN has managed to get his wife to stop her incessant moaning by doing the thing she was asking him to do.

LOVE life on the rocks? Need a quick fix? Try these romantic acts of spontaneity that will not help at all.

A MAN has made the foolish mistake of joining in on his girlfriend's self-deprecating joke about how terrible her hair looks.

A WOMAN is at a loss over how to break it to her husband that he has been crap at foreplay for the last nine years.

THE Vatican’s decision not to bless same-sex unions has led to a gay couple’s wedding in Bournemouth being completely ruined by fire and brimstone. 

DID you enjoy the undivided attention of your parents? Have you turned out to be an insufferable adult? Here’s how it f**ked you up.

LOVE your mum? Conscious that your birth ravaged her and left her incontinent? Here are five gifts that say 'Thanks, also sorry'.

TALKING to the teenage bellend shagging your daughter is never easy, but here’s how to make sure he thinks you are an absolute twat.

IN A locked down world, we’re all making promises we won’t keep. For example, here are five people you’ve sworn you’ll meet the minute it’s allowed and absolutely won’t.

DATING apps are nightmarish hellscapes populated by the scum of the earth, so you’ll fit right in. Here are the people who’ll keep you company.