Society

THE UK has agreed that days at this point are taking weeks, and weeks are taking entire f**king years.

HUMANITY has been reminded of what’s truly important by COVID-19. Here’s five lessons we’ll forget the moment it’s gone.

PARENTS have confirmed that juggling working from home and educating young children while never going out is just an absolute f**king joy.

IN a move set to cheer millions, a family has decided not to to record any heartwarming viral videos.

A FATHER who has no idea how to teach his kids at home has been consulting old episodes of Grange Hill on YouTube.

THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.

THERE’S no lockdown on passive-aggressive one-upmanship, so here’s how to outdo the Joneses without leaving the house.

A MAN has verbally abused a small group of ducks in his local park for flouting coronavirus lockdown rules.

EXPERTS have warned that Britain may be under partial lockdown for the next six months. Here’s how it will go.

NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that now fill you with terror.