Society

A MAN reported his neighbours to the police after it emerged they were having much better sex than he has ever had.

DO you want to hijack an act of remembrance for your own purposes, or just be a general idiot about poppies? Here’s how.

A BREXITER hearing fireworks going off has mistaken them for the pro-Brexit riots he is expecting to sweep the country.

BUILDERS and plumbers have confirmed that they know full well they are given the oldest and ugliest mugs for their tea.

PUBLIC transport in the UK is still not the envy of any other place on Earth, research has confirmed.

A TWAT who has reached the front of the queue after 25 minutes has finally started to decide what he wants.

A WOMAN with a passion for self-improvement books is becoming an increasingly awful person, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has converted her loft space to avoid having to live with her family.

DEVELOPING an interest in the Second World War is a telltale sign of ageing in men, scientists have confirmed.

RETIREES have confirmed they love campervans because of all the non-stop freaky sex they enjoy in them.