Society

BUILDERS and plumbers have confirmed that they know full well they are given the oldest and ugliest mugs for their tea.

PUBLIC transport in the UK is still not the envy of any other place on Earth, research has confirmed.

A TWAT who has reached the front of the queue after 25 minutes has finally started to decide what he wants.

A WOMAN with a passion for self-improvement books is becoming an increasingly awful person, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has converted her loft space to avoid having to live with her family.

DEVELOPING an interest in the Second World War is a telltale sign of ageing in men, scientists have confirmed.

RETIREES have confirmed they love campervans because of all the non-stop freaky sex they enjoy in them.

A MAN whose gender has never been in doubt is describing himself as ‘he/him’ on Twitter in a feeble attempt to impress people.

A MIDDLE CLASS mother is wondering which of her tepid political opinions to turn into a Halloween costume for her child. 

NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.