Society

A BMW driver is pretty confident that traffic that pulled over to let an ambulance pass also wanted his progress to be unimpeded.

KNOW new parents? Then you’re probably being given their precious bundle of foul odours and screams to hold. Here’s how to get out of it.

A WOMAN is behaving as if two dogs are in a relationship, it has emerged.

A FATHER of teenage boys has dodged traffic by taking a rat-run that added 15 minutes to a 20-minute journey, his children have confirmed.

AN 68-YEAR-OLD white man has declared that he needs no assistance when it comes to determining what is racist, or, is almost always the case, not in the least racist.

WOULD you like to refuse to accept well-established facts? Find out which form of denialism is best for you.

THE cultural and political highlights of the next ten years have been announced in advance to avoid anyone missing them.

A NORTHERNER who voted Conservative is looking forward to his hometown of Middlesbrough becoming affluent, leafy and packed with intellectuals.

A 30-YEAR-OLD man has gone back to live with his parents, insisting he really enjoys their company.

A STRANGER has attempted to strike up a conversation with the man urinating next to him, it has emerged.