Society

DEVELOPING an interest in the Second World War is a telltale sign of ageing in men, scientists have confirmed.

RETIREES have confirmed they love campervans because of all the non-stop freaky sex they enjoy in them.

A MAN whose gender has never been in doubt is describing himself as ‘he/him’ on Twitter in a feeble attempt to impress people.

A MIDDLE CLASS mother is wondering which of her tepid political opinions to turn into a Halloween costume for her child. 

NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.

DO random everyday objects always seem to go missing from your house? Here are seven things some weird b*stard burglar is definitely stealing.

A WOMAN with no child-rearing responsibilities believes she is physically exhausted, it has emerged.

ARE you the sort of self-righteous idiot that likes to be offended on behalf of other people? Here’s how to do it properly.

YOU'RE 11 or older, you're practically an adult, and it's time to join your classmates in a smorgasbord of swearing. Try these:

EVERYONE you know is furiously tweeting about attending a protest, but you want to watch telly. Here’s how not to get blown off-course by snivelling do-gooders.