Society

EVERYONE else is having a better time than you, it has emerged.

THE Daily Mail hates Britain and everyone in it, experts have confirmed.

GUARDIAN columnist and blogger Nikki Hollis is running out of things on which to have a feminist perspective.

GEORGE Osborne has told unemployed people that they must earn Scouting badges to keep their benefits.

THE spiralling cost of pre-marital celebrations is prompting Britons to sell their organs.

HUMANS are reacting to everything in wildly exaggerated ways.

SCHOOLCHILDREN are happiest when making other children unhappy, it has been claimed.

THE term 'yuppie' is not used any more because everyone behaves like that these days, it has been claimed.

MAKING your own sex tape is fraught with technical difficulties, it has emerged.

A NEW campaign is urging Britons to improve their grasp of foreign.