Society

THE act of shedding tears has been made emotionally meaningless by The X Factor.

A NEW body styled as the UK's FBI will focus on werewolves, ghosts and other aspects of the supernatural.

LOWER-EARNING parents want to be able to send their kids away like rich people do.

TATTOO parlours will be made to use designs that accurately reflect their recipients under new guidelines.

THE Tories are facing a massive fall in public support after their slogan 'For Hardworking People' excluded almost everyone.

THE majority of so-called people are in fact sasquatches.

EVERYONE else is having a better time than you, it has emerged.

THE Daily Mail hates Britain and everyone in it, experts have confirmed.

GUARDIAN columnist and blogger Nikki Hollis is running out of things on which to have a feminist perspective.

GEORGE Osborne has told unemployed people that they must earn Scouting badges to keep their benefits.