Society

NEW rules require all energy bills to explain how customers are being ripped off.

BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.

THE majority of Britons are against thinking about a new war in the Middle East.

DESK staff at a Swindon company have studiously ignored a maintenance man.

MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.

THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.

GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.

PEOPLE who booked Friday off work are cackling like maniacs at the success of their scheme.

EXAM results are less important than social factors beyond your control, teenagers have been reassured.