Society

TATTOO parlours will be made to use designs that accurately reflect their recipients under new guidelines.

THE Tories are facing a massive fall in public support after their slogan 'For Hardworking People' excluded almost everyone.

THE majority of so-called people are in fact sasquatches.

EVERYONE else is having a better time than you, it has emerged.

THE Daily Mail hates Britain and everyone in it, experts have confirmed.

GUARDIAN columnist and blogger Nikki Hollis is running out of things on which to have a feminist perspective.

GEORGE Osborne has told unemployed people that they must earn Scouting badges to keep their benefits.

THE spiralling cost of pre-marital celebrations is prompting Britons to sell their organs.

HUMANS are reacting to everything in wildly exaggerated ways.

SCHOOLCHILDREN are happiest when making other children unhappy, it has been claimed.