Society
Most seaside donkeys on smack
BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.
Twitter silence highlights misogyny and narcissism
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
All the good shit in storage
ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
Pretentious cafés won't do full English despite having all the ingredients
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.
Who am I to judge the Pope, says gay man
A GAY man has said that although Pope-ish acts are bad, a Pope-ish orientation is not.
Ant Day declared a national holiday
BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.
Church of England 'an enormous waste of everyone's time'
THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.