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Age at which it is socially acceptable to smoke cannabis raised to 52

THE social stigma against smoking pot into middle age has been officially lifted.

Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic

Home workers spend all day laughing at you

HOME workers spend up to 85 per cent of their working day laughing spitefully at anyone stupid enough to be in an office.

Twitter abusers' mums urged to throw them out

THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental home where they inevitably live.

King's Cross transformed into drug-free hellhole

THE King's Cross area of London has been transformed into a ghastly business centre where drugs and dirty sex can no longer be purchased openly.

Charities told to stop being a bit weird

CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.

Friendly neighbours wasting their time

Most seaside donkeys on smack

BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.

Twitter silence highlights misogyny and narcissism

A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.

All the good shit in storage

ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.