Society

GLEE-STYLE 'prom nights' are just shit school discos repackaged for the gullible, it has emerged.

LEADING scientists have warned Britons not to attempt doing any work today.

EVERY aspirational Facebook photo must be posted with an equally miserable picture, under new social media guidelines.

THE victorious British Lions with ten Welsh players is being hailed as proof that Wales is running the UK.

SITTING on your arse in the garden delivers no more health benefits than sitting on your arse in the house, it has emerged.

ANDY Murray's tennis victory has put ordinary Britons under pressure to be less shit, experts have warned.

MILLIONS of Britons are considering giving khat a go after hearing about it for the first time this week.

BRITISH people cannot feel emotion unless they are looking at a small spherical object, it has emerged.

THE public are idiots, people who serve them have observed.