Society

EXPERTS are urging Britons to start preparing their Christmas arguments no later than 5pm today.

THE success of Bavarian-style Christmas markets is due to a phenomenon that makes crud desirable when placed in a rustic-looking shed.

PEOPLE who fall over often feel a deep sense of humiliation, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who see themselves as 'spiritual' are to planning mark Christmas in a non-relgious but still irritating fashion.

CAMPAIGNERS against gay rights have a quaint, old world charm, say experts.

AS energy costs spiral, householders are relying on alcohol to get a warm feeling.

MOST events, objects and people are actually some sort of viral advertisement, it has emerged.

THE number of white people in Britain has reached an all-time low of seven, it has been claimed.

NEW legal measures would make it illegal for newspapers to break the law.