Society
Parents find their children equally unfavourable
PARENTS have denied having a 'favourite' child, claiming to find all their offspring equally hard to tolerate.
Most hoarders just doing it to get on telly
PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.
Holiday weather shrouded in lies and secrecy
HOLIDAY weather is the main source of dishonesty in the UK, say researchers.
UK biting its tongue about tasteless coffins
EVERYONE is trying really hard not to say anything horrible about tasteless coffins, it has emerged.
People without tattoos labelled 'freaks' and 'attention seekers'
THE 3% of the UK population without tattoos faces discrimination in job interviews and social situations.
Fear of spoilers now greater than fear of death
BRITONS are more scared of accidentally discovering plot details of American TV series than they are of dying.
Everyone off the telly to become some sort of 'tsar'
THE government has announced plans to give everyone off the telly an advisory role, because it believes you find that sort of thing impressive.