Society

OFFICE jobs are actually more stressful and unpleasant than manual labour, research has revealed.

THE requirement to 'Check Your Privilege' before saying anything is one of the most obviously toss-ridden things yet, experts have confirmed.

MOST students at desirable state schools are actually middle class parents in disguise as their children.

NEANDERTHALS did not die out but are still trying it on in town centre nightclubs, it has emerged.

JD WETHERSPOON is to open a zoo showcasing unusual and endangered humans, just off the M40.

EMPLOYERS offering dull jobs favour graduates with 2:2 degrees.

THE Guardian website's dating section is Page 3 for middle earners, it has been confirmed.

A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.

A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.

ALMOST everyone that anyone has been to school with is a bigot, according to new research.