Society

MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.

SIMPLY deciding in advance what you want from a cashpoint can stop others wanting to kill you, it has been claimed.

MEN were last night delighted to discover that feminism is making a comeback.

A CRISIS in A & E means Britons may be forced to reconsider whether they can have a fight this weekend.

TELEVISION adverts must show a couple getting together, having kids and then sending their kids to university, according to new guidelines.

BABIES born in summer will be handed over to McDonald's when they reach 13 years of age.

JIMMY Savile's relationship with West Yorkshire Police could have seemed corrupt to the untrained eye, according to an official report.

IF you reverse to let another driver pass they will probably not even wave, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.

PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.